if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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