i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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