Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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