where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
