Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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