On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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