That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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