I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Who died my cat blue again?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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