Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Randomize
