He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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