I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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