VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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