she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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