Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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