i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize