dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
