Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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