Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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