My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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