I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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