i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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