My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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