Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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