nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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