If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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