So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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