No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Come share oat with me in your robe
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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