I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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