how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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