were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
