is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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