I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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