You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize
