nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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