It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
