I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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