Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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