My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
