i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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