no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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