But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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