Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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