That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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