How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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