i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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