i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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