so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Shame is for Republicans.
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