She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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