Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can't put those talents on a resume
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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