If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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