If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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