Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The air was thick with penises
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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