? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Operation Purity has been aborted
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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