I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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