Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(408): View more from California

i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.

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(972): View more from Texas

It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old

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(443): View more from Maryland

sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?

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(647): View more from Ontario

Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable

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(443): View more from Maryland

I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.

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(917): View more from New York City

My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes

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(418): View more from Quebec

I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?

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