is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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